arboretum

1. A place where everybody belongs to a clique (because everyone has labels, like the plants in an arboretum). Sometimes shortened to arb.
2. Used to describe when simple-minded people n00bs move online acronyms over into real life, labelling their emotions with acronyms.

1. "Mike's not a jock, he's not a bad guy, this ain't an arboretum"

2.'Tard: "Ell Oh Ell"
Me:"Hey Dipshit, this is not a fucking arboretum."

arboretum by crazygoatemonky July 16, 2008

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anal arboretum

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum

"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"

anal arboretum by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

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arboreatum

A lovely nature-filled area consisting of plants, animals & cultural beauties where the food options rule!

I saw beautiful trees, flowers & birds but the best part was the philly cheesesteak at the arboreatum!

arboreatum by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

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Abortum

Gaia online's exclusive and first licensed abortionist.
Many do not know this gaian's gender or when they really came to be.
She/he is also a chatterbox regular.

CB regular
chatterbox
gaia online
abortum

Abortum by Abortum May 11, 2011

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arbaritum

it stands for deadly nightshade

he used to “arbaritum”

arbaritum by ppwolf_699 September 8, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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