Appleocal 

Someone who talks through an apple whether it be with an apple in their mouth, microphone powered by an apple or (exceptions have been made for) someone who is talking to an apple (appleocalist) see Appleocalism as a religious movement.

Pompously "Well, I must say you do taste quite ripe! Even if I am a little Appleocal." with any thing from a lisp to an incappobility of pronouncing 'R's (Rhondicism<Fact<)

Appleocal by Hashnooroxybox July 18, 2009

applecaps 

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.

examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"

applecaps by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Applecable 

(apple-kuh-bull) An adjective that describes when a red card is "applicable" in the game Apples to Apples.

Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...

Applecable by Taylor Anne January 17, 2009

applecult

A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"

applecult by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

Upset The Applecart by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Appalachian Applecart 

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

Appalachian Applecart by Swearengin August 27, 2012