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The chronic and universal condition of non-quantifiable measurement of talent regarding higher faculties in relation to the congoid sub-species.
Although the term is inherently offensive to all non-humans and a great number of women of both sexes, usage tends to go unnoticed in mixed company due to the tri-syllabic structure of the word.
"Apetitude is often measured by the amount of bastardy in your heraldry"
by Rod Handler December 11, 2003

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