A giga-chad who slays enemy cheeks, with a shlong the length of the golden gate bridge. Toys with the enemy kinessa, like a tigress playing with her prey.
Person one: yo did you hear Casper is an "Androxus Main"?
Person two: wow no wonder he is so sexy!
Lea Antrobus is the most perfect stunning goddess in the whole universe. Everyone loves a Lea. She gives you the best hugs and cuddles. She is the most amazing friend you could ask for. She has an extremely short attention span, but we love her. She gives you the best tea and can mostly trust her with any secret... MOSTly. Every retarded and good boy is in love with her. She will always make you happy and is soooooo soooo funny. There are too many words to describe her. She is the best friend anyone could. I could go on forever!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.