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Angel Poop

something or someone explosively cute,warm & fuzzy or yummy.
WOW...That little white Persian kitten is pure Angel Poop!

Oh my gosh, those white chocolate Godiva truffles are so yummy, just like Angel Poop!
Angel Poop by LycanthropiaChic December 16, 2009

Angel Poop

After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.

Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
Angel Poop by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013

poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
poop angel by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012

angel poops 

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.
"Angel poops save time and paper"
angel poops by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026