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Angel Poop

something or someone explosively cute,warm & fuzzy or yummy.
WOW...That little white Persian kitten is pure Angel Poop!

Oh my gosh, those white chocolate Godiva truffles are so yummy, just like Angel Poop!
Angel Poop by LycanthropiaChic December 16, 2009

Angel Poop

After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.

Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
Angel Poop by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013

poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
poop angel by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012

angel poops 

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.
"Angel poops save time and paper"
angel poops by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026