Alwood

A male college student who is undeclared, he basically lives in a lounge. Weird sense of humor, suave and sophisticated, stays up late at night trying to write papers, two hours later he has typed three sentences.

Person-You look tired. Go to sleep, take a nap.
Alwood-I can't go to sleep because I have a paper to write

Person-Where are you?
Alwood- I am in the lounge!

Alwood by Blank number two March 30, 2009

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Alwood

A man who is capable of satisfying multiple women at once. Also can be used to describe a man who is consistently the only male representative in fornication involving four or more persons.

Did you just see that guy in the black SUV? He had four ladies in there with him. If thats not an alwood, then I don't know what is.

Alwood by g4lifetilIdie August 3, 2009

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Alwood • Alwoodley

Alwoodley

A place where jiggy inserts rolling pins up his arse

Alwoodley is a lovely place

Alwoodley by PrestonBradleyfan69 May 24, 2022

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Alwoodley

A place where jiggy puts rolling pins up his bum

Alwoodley is a lovely place

Alwoodley by anonymous May 24, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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