Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

by lenabena44 March 08, 2009

Alphabreast

The alphabreast is the girl with the biggest breasts at any given event------------

Look at the size of Kristins bombs!!!! She is easily the alphabreast at this birthday party

by madFiore February 23, 2011