Alpacum

Cum... from an alpaca. Made in New Jersey.

"What do you have there, missus?"
"A vial of my favorite alpacum, of course."
"Jolly good."

Alpacum by luisdile02 May 16, 2009

alpacuccino 

A cappuccino, popular particular at artisan cafes in the Peruvian mountains, where chocolate is sprinkled over a template of an alpaca

alpacuccino

A cappuccino, popular particular at artisan cafes in the Peruvian mountains, where chocolate is sprinkled over a template of an alpaca

Sam sat back with her hosts mid-morning and nurtured her alpacuccino, as they eyed the alpacas in the neighbouring field and discussed the next shipment of wool.

alpacuccino by Limbic Candy April 14, 2020

Alpacomaphobia 

The fear of being killed by alpacas driving a tan colored Toyota Tacoma.

Person 1: so do you have any phobias?
Person 2: yeah! I have a fear of alpacas coming to kill me in a Tacoma, it’s called alpacomaphobia.
Person 1: what.??

Alpacomaphobia by elvinosan March 7, 2021

alpacamingo 

A person whom you believe to be the craziest person on the earth

You alpacamingo get over here and calm down

alpacamingo by Happyrainbowunicornssmile July 28, 2016

Deep Space Alpacamacorn 

A Alpaca, llama and unicorn hybrid that is typically spotted in deep space.

The Deep Space Alpacamacorn nests in an asteroid for the night.

Deep Space Alpacamacorn by StrongSheep June 30, 2019