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Hot like a toaster.....
I just burnt my hand because it was allard! That girl is so allard.
by Gina and Leah January 31, 2008
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An action that results in the death of a large amount of personnel or the destruction of an expensive asset.
"Did you hear about James crashing his car?!"

"Yeah, he definitely pulled an Allard."
by Lloydski April 04, 2015
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A great man, while not easy to find, is possible as long as you look in the right places.
Wow, don't look any further... he is Allard
by Dr.Bibber October 16, 2013
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A stupid crazy like man that makes stupid jokes about everything and lives in a fantasy world and thinks he is the most brilliant and smartest person on the planet.
Hey Look, there is Allard he is imagining that he has a Korean girlfriend. In fact he failed at life.
by source_element October 31, 2010
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Two fucked up twins that think its fun to do bad things with children
Those Allards like to do bad things to children.
by apist69 March 07, 2015
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