Alculator 

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

Alculator by backotruck July 30, 2012

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

alculate

The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.

Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.

alculate by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008

Acculator 

Someone who is great at a little bit of anything

Leeann was an amazing acculator while giving driving directions to Ken.

Acculator by Merlot G May 30, 2017

Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.

Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.

Sicilian calculator by blackrazr November 2, 2006

alculate

To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.

Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?
Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.
Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.

alculate by NM2K8 January 30, 2008

alculate

To figure out the dollar value per unit of alcoholic beverage. Examples of one unit of alcoholic beverage include: 1.5 oz of 80 proof vodka, 12 oz of beer with 5% alcohol, 5 oz of wine with 12% alcohol.

For the same price, a 750ml bottle of 100 proof SoCo alculates much better than a 750ml bottle of 80 proof SoCo.

SoCo and lime shots alculate horribly as they are 50% SoCo, 50% non-alcoholic lime juice. For better alculation, you are better off asking for the shot of 100% SoCo and squeezing a lime into it.

Mike is a genious for coming up with the term alculate.

alculate by BigPopaSrz January 29, 2008