Alberti

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

Alberti by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

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Dante Alberti

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

Dante Alberti by serialtypist November 14, 2020

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albertus

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.

Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"

albertus by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016

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albertus magnus

Albertus magnus is the worst catholic school except for the food. 14k a year just to find roaches and rats in the bathrooms. The people who go there only go there because they want to get “noticed by colleges” even though theyre stupid as shit. You will only get noticed if you are smart which none of the people are that go there. There are white granola people that go there and jewish people that dont know that its a catholic school and they eat the communion like they are christian. Theyre sports suck balls and the students suck shaft.

Oh yeah ill go to albertus magnus because ill get noticed by every good colleges out there.

albertus magnus by Albertus hater 101 September 19, 2021