Alberti
To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.
Alberti by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009
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Alberti
A type of species which tends to have sex with women and infect their bodies with his semen. It is a dirty horndog. He will hump and dump women all day. He has an odd fetish though for Asian women. He is also a large carrier of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. So vagina's should watch out.
"Yo did you hear last week Alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"
Alberti by quackersmcgee December 24, 2009
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Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi)
Definition of Alberti, Leon Battista in English:
Alberti, Leon Battista
PROPER NOUN
(1404–72), Italian architect, humanist, painter, and art critic. He wrote On Painting (1435), which was the first account of the theory of perspective in the Renaissance.
Pronunciation
Alberti, Leon Battista
/älˈbertē/ /ɑlˈbərdi/
Alberti, Leon Battista
PROPER NOUN
(1404–72), Italian architect, humanist, painter, and art critic. He wrote On Painting (1435), which was the first account of the theory of perspective in the Renaissance.
Pronunciation
Alberti, Leon Battista
/älˈbertē/ /ɑlˈbərdi/
Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi) by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 20, 2022
Dante Alberti
A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.
Dante Alberti by serialtypist November 14, 2020
Albertina
An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013
AlbertsStuff
An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.
girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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