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To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.
"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."
by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

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A type of species which tends to have sex with women and infect their bodies with his semen. It is a dirty horndog. He will hump and dump women all day. He has an odd fetish though for Asian women. He is also a large carrier of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. So vagina's should watch out.
"Yo did you hear last week Alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes"
"yeaaa, i haven't heard from her since though, she's been going to the doctor's everyday to get her std's checked out"
by quackersmcgee December 24, 2009

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He who likes the boys; He who cannot talk to girls.
Waneesha was talking to Tyrone and Waneesha demanded that Tyrone should go and talk to the girls. When he pansied out Waneesha shouted Tyrone you're such a damn ALBERTI!
by Rocky Balboa December 04, 2006

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