A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.
If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)
by LaiRaye January 11, 2007
A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.
by Upton O'Goode February 25, 2011
Alamogordo, what else do I have to say about this fucking place? This is where dreams go to die, to put it simply. If you are a military brat of a young enlisted parent, you’ve still got some kind of shot at getting out. But if you grew up here, or if your parent is retiring, I’m sorry, you might as well become a teacher, or a fast food worker. All in the same.
Remember when you wanted to be great, and said it like you meant it? Remember when you wanted to to actually do things when you were growing up? Me neither, it’s a really long time since I didn’t feel like collapsing, and wishing I never moved here.
Not going to lie, the people you meet here are some the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. Parts of them will remind you of how you were before moving here. But they’ll all get on your nerves once you grow old with them. Time stays still whenever you’re in Alamogordo.
Remember when you wanted to be great, and said it like you meant it? Remember when you wanted to to actually do things when you were growing up? Me neither, it’s a really long time since I didn’t feel like collapsing, and wishing I never moved here.
Not going to lie, the people you meet here are some the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. Parts of them will remind you of how you were before moving here. But they’ll all get on your nerves once you grow old with them. Time stays still whenever you’re in Alamogordo.
by candid reverie November 20, 2018
A crappy school in New Mexico with more stoners than you'd believe. Lots of thots and lots of teachers who don't care about there job and are probably depressed. School is super ghetto and tacky, principal used to be creepy and looked like papa Smurf. Lots of fights, most of them are lame. Overall just a crappy place to be stuck in.
"I hate my life, I have to go to Alamogordo High School"
by ThatOneStonerGuy October 22, 2018