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Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

Arthur McKay Christian aitkens 

Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly

Scott aitkens

Person a: Yo do you know Scott Aitkens?
Person b: YEAH BRO HES SOOOOO SUS
Scott aitkens by Alana Brown February 27, 2022

Authenism 

The belief that prosperity and well being can be achieved through doing the most simplistic act through the internet.
Jaden chose authenism, as he was extremely lazy.
Authenism by Authentic_Jeans April 13, 2019

Aitkinism 

based on a gentilman known to his pals as mr Neil Aitkin. he more often than not goes off on a tangent and rants about the U.S government and all the other totalitrian states in the modern world, 'new imperialist' contrys to use a buzz word see New imperilisim also these same contrys are also branded 'the bullies of the world' he speaks of all the wrong and evil that all these governments do to all humanty, he is a more angry version of Bill Hicks.
*watching the news with piping hot cup of tea* 'dammed george w. bush and his regeme *rants for 20-30 munites, sloshing tea all over the living room and himself* ".... also this tea is realy hot and am going to clean it off now!!!"
Aitkinism by rodrikbodrik May 1, 2004

Athenism 

A paradigm in which the dialectic of good versus evil is replaced by love versus evil.

A rejoinder to Judaistic monotheism.
Athenism is the earthly dialectic elevated to the cosmic dialectic.

Athena is there to remind the Jehovah that the TRUE cosmic battle is not good vs. evil. It is love vs. evil.
Athenism by flightfacilities January 4, 2022