Guy 2: What Anti-Virus software do you use?
Guy 1: Avira
Guy 2: Ok your computer was already fucked to begin with.
Girl: Dude, it's like AVG is a virus!
Jake - Yeah! But they saw an ice cream truck and got distracted.
- Fuck, i can't make it this year.
- Ah that blows.
"Dude she may be hot but an AVG like that will step all over your sorry ass."