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7 definitions by SaviourZealot

 
1.
A Redtube Poop is basically a normal Youtube Poop, the only exception is the fact that porn covers the whole video.
Guy 1: Did you see that funny Redtube Poop?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm not sure if it made my dick erect because it was funny or I was getting a boner!
by SaviourZealot December 30, 2011
 
2.
Well you might as well sit down and shoot yourself because
you now have another reason to unload a minigun on your face.

Yolo stands for "you only live once" which is pretty fricken obvious, and it is frequently spammed on message boards and Facebook by teenagers and pre-teens.
Swagola: YOLO
Killer: *pulls out knife and stabs swagola*
Myth confirmed.
by SaviourZealot November 04, 2012
 
3.
Swagola is a portmanteau of swag and the insult fagola.
It is intended to be directed towards anyone with over sized skateboarding shoes, over sized jeans, a snapback or says yolo.

The use is perhaps identical to such of swagfag and swaggot.
Swagola: Sup homie G! check out all my swag!
Normal person: That must be great for your Résumé
by SaviourZealot November 04, 2012
 
4.
AVG
Anti-Virus Guard, a popular Anti-Virus software, seriously, if you use it, your computer is already fucked.
Guy 1: My computer got a virus
Guy 2: What Anti-Virus software do you use?
Guy 1: Avira
Guy 2: Ok your computer was already fucked to begin with.

-

Girl: Dude, it's like AVG is a virus!
by SaviourZealot May 25, 2012
 
5.
Exactly the same as a Wiitard/Wii-tard, except that the

Wii is replaced with the Wii U.

Someone who's goal in life is apparentley to play the Nintendo Wii U as much as possible, with the new features of the Wii U, Wiitards have been taken to the next level.

They hate every other video game console, even the

Wii U's predecessor.

When they do video calls, they scream and mess up their
faces in anger as if they had Tourrettes.

They eventually get 3rd degree burns due to playing so
much on the controller, After this, they complain to
Nintendo for not making thinner controllers with jackets.

After using the Wii's Nunchuck and remote like controller,
WiiUtards still go insane with the controller and think of it
as a Wii remote, resulting in controllers being shaked,
flown around all over the place and being thrown into the TV screen.

They suck more at the Wii U than they had at the Wii.

Because the Wii U has not been released yet, the only

WiiUtards right now are idiots that got a job at Nintendo.
WiiUtard: The Wii sucks now, I'm throwing it and every

single piece of trash I've played on it. Screw you Mario Galaxy!

Friend: What a WiiUtard, you only got Mario Galaxy yesterday.

WiiUtard: But it's a Wii game! *Throws Wii and Wii games in the bin*

Friend: And the WiiU has backwards compatibility

WiiUtard: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
by SaviourZealot January 16, 2012
 
6.
A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
by SaviourZealot October 06, 2011
 
7.
Sarah is the name given to wannabe Princesses who end up as internet prostitutes and are born Shemale.

She is usually Irish, hates America and is apparently a Sonicfag. She lives her life hacking innocent people, drawing Sonic characters naked, fapping to Sonic characters, attempting to kill over the internet, having internet sex with furries and the list goes on, most of it is Sonic Faggotry.

The meaning of the name Sarah is princess, and this is why Sarahs' are such bitches, just like princesses, so if your name is Sarah, consider just being called Sara or getting a complete name change.
Orange Furry Hedgehog: DAT HAWT YO
Sarah: INTERNET SECKZ!11
Orange Furry Hedgehog: HOP OF MAH DICK YO
Sarah: MOAR FURRY SAWNIK PR0NZ N INTERWEB PROSTITUSHUN!11
Normal person: *Joins chatroom* Lol Sonicfags having internet sex!
Sarah: IM GONNA HAX U!11

*2 months later*
Police: Sarah, you fucking whore, you have been arrested for hacking someone's computer, it is criminal and against the law.
by SaviourZealot August 19, 2011