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Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
assbag by schirato December 3, 2010
A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
Assbag by melia433 June 12, 2008
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!
assbag by Chris McK April 12, 2006
A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".
"Good thing my Assbag came out"
Assbag by PAEL March 6, 2013
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
assbag by tr0n December 31, 2003
What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.
Dude, you're bein an assbag...
Assbag by Swami0586 August 28, 2005