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Aids will tear your imune system apart and die to common colds easily. Some say it can never be cured but ask yourself, can they? Magic Johnson my friends. In Africa, 5/5's of the population have it, including animals and future babys of the Ashanti people.
An example of Aids is Magic Johnson and his wife or someone in the mall you go to.
by White'c July 16, 2009
When someone pretends to lose alot of weight while only eating Subway sandwichs. When really they are getting help from AIDS. These AIDS put Jared through strength training programs that diminish the effectiveness of the Subway diet. Shame on you Subway.
Jared used to be fat but then he got AIDS

He used AIDS to teach him which steroids are the most effective

The African had to eat the crabs off his pubic hair to live through the week.
by HeadHunter91 April 26, 2008
aka Alcohol induced down syndrome. Used when someone gets really fucked up to the point they become "retarded"
After all those Jager shots last nite, every single one of us got AIDS!
by partykid July 04, 2006
Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells
"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"
by Beavis II April 06, 2009
An exclamation that should be made when passing someone with a moustache, a male emo or someone who just looks a bit bent.

Interchangeable with "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome!" ; "Human Immunodeficiency Virus!" and "Gay-Related Immune Deficiency!"
*Walks past a male emo who has a moustache and looks as though he has homosexual tendencies*
by Criminal Activist October 23, 2007
A disease that people believe and that the scientific community "can't" be cured.
Person: You know there is no cure for AIDs right?
Me: Yeah, whatever. Believe everything that they tell you.
by DarkFox360 September 30, 2006
AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.
Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.
by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 08, 2008