I'm on round two of the aids this morning how about you?

I'm Aids-ing so badly my stomach feels like its coming out
by omg aids September 10, 2009
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Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (HIV/AIDS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). The illness interferes with the immune system, making people with AIDS much more likely to get infections, including opportunistic infections and tumors that do not usually affect people with working immune systems.

Estimated % of new AIDS diagnoses in 2009 by race
White: 27%
Black/African American: 47.9%
Hispanic/Latino: 21.2%
Other: the remainder

Populations around the world (CDC numbers)
US: 1.5M
West Europe 820k
South/Southwest Asia 4.1M
Subsaharan Africa 22.5M

CDC Estimated Number of Diagnoses of HIV Infection in the US, 2009

-Male-to-male sexual contact: 53%
-Injection drug use: 12%
-Male-to-male sexual contact and injection drug use: 4%
-Heterosexual contact with a person known to have, or to be at high risk for, HIV infection. 31%
-Hemophilia, blood transfusion, perinatal exposure, and risk not reported or not identified: 76 people
Perinatal: 131 people
AIDS can affect everyone but avoid high risks:

-Sex in subsaharan Africa
-Male to male sex
-Introv. drug user
-Hetro Sex with people who have male to male sex or drug use
by Combatoverride July 6, 2012
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A phrase used to describe an activity that is unpleasant
Garrett: I have 3 midterms and 2 essays this week
Nate: That's AIDS
by thatsaids September 27, 2017
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The most amazing and beautiful star in the sky. had a rough past but found the right guy who can make her forget about anybody who treated her wrong and wants to live his life with her and tells her she's adorable every day and tells her he LOVES her. completely faithful and The life of every partay!!
Girl-"look at them! they're perfect together"
Guy- "Yea, she's a real Aide"
by Pureawesomenessofbeast January 2, 2012
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AIDS is a virus that was released to the public to control population from getting out of hand. The United Stated government then tried to blame it on a bunch of gays, simply because the government doesn't like them.
When the USA govemnment feels like they've killed enough people, they will release the vaccine that was created around the same time the AIDS virus was.

Don't blindly follow what your leaders say. AIDS is not a natural virus. They wanted to kill a bunch of people on PURPOSE. It didn't start in Africa, it didn't start with homosexuals.
by Sid-- April 4, 2006
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Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.
When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.
by Deathgrind > you December 17, 2007
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