1. Serious STD that shortens your life but makes for excellent comedy.
2. Anyone In Denial Sexually. A person who claims to have AIDS to imply they have had much sex, when in reality they have had none and claim to have AIDS to prevent sexual advances due to fear of loosing virginity.
3. A disease that you tell people that a person has to mock him, assuming he is a douche.
1. Wow, too bad he went to Africa and had sex with monkeys, now he has AIDS.
2. Hey ladies, you know I would do you all but I have AIDS.
3. Yeah you moron you are so retarded you probably have AIDS.