A moises
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Drop a moses
Drop a moses by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006
Pulling a Moses
When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.
I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
Pulling a Moses by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012
Pulled a moses
A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.
Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄
Pulled a moses by Phata August 23, 2021
a moses
when one takes a poop so long and dense, that when the individual flushes the toilet, it does not go down but stays level on the surface. which creates a type of " poop walkway" above the recepticle. this would simulate moses' parting of the red sea.