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When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.
I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
by Jersey Gourmet January 12, 2012
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