A+ling ling

Rudest puta :^ if u see an Ashley, u gotta swooooshhh all she gon do is take ur manz! Watch out, she a bit grumpy doe! I went to her house and her siblings had bruises all over. Poor them :c Make sure u accidentally hit her with tucks, lamborghinis, cars- Wait no, she aint worth a penny smh! But, keep ur manz close ples. She always finds a way to steal em smh. This is for u Ash, I hope u and my bb, Dal breakup. SMH

HEY WILLY, IS THAT A?
Yeah man, we gotta keep our bbs away from A+Ling ling

by pink panther anon p October 27, 2019

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Ling Ling

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.

You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.

by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Ling Ling

That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.

Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.

by Prof K. Chen August 1, 2019

Ling Ling

Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.

Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)

by i am an egg January 11, 2019

Ling Ling

Ling Ling, king of classical and orchestral music, can play any instrument. Ling Ling is also my insurance provider.

Damnit son, you need to be like Ling Ling, get your 40 hours done you failure.

by lil~mayo November 4, 2019