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Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
by earthlingalien January 26, 2019
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A slang word for a line of cocaine.
Damon and his friend Matt were going to to snort the Thin White Duke when Matt's mother came into the room and exorcised them both.
by earthlingalien February 3, 2019
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