4 definitions by Pyroglyphics

Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Bowljob

The act of using the holes in a bowling ball as a fleshlight. With proper positioning, this act can be effective for up to 3 subjects at any given time.

Among many of the most uncommon, usually exclusively public acts of pleasuring, the bowljob remains one of the most untested.

by Pyroglyphics December 28, 2018

TSOT

That stud over there, male equivalent of thot.

Be gone, tsot!

by Pyroglyphics February 22, 2018

Femocratic

Any system purporting to be fully democratic but actually biased to SJW and/or feminist extremism.

In the Year 2025: Welcome to the Femocratic States of America, where gender is a social construct and the female to male ratio in the population is a staggering 100:0 thanks to recent involuntary reassignment and transition efforts to purify all the subhuman men from our egalitarian regim- democracy!

by Pyroglyphics April 14, 2019