torta

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?

by pleasurezonelatina September 8, 2003

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full

boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"

by BaBeLocs July 24, 2008

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

by bigRich January 12, 2005

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.

by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

by ogcaddy September 15, 2003

Torta

Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta

I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking

by Torta Surf Crew October 3, 2009

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson July 5, 2007