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A really fat ugly bitch that thinks she's hot.
Dude, that fatass torta is lookin at you
by furynator3000 August 06, 2009
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The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.
Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.
by Lil Man July 17, 2003
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A fat cumdumpster (woman) they are notorious for being conceited and thinking that they weigh 200 lbs less than they do.
Orale esse! Cuidado con esa torta!
by Nigga12 November 13, 2008
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by Miss Edis November 18, 2010
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Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?
by pleasurezonelatina September 08, 2003
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a person thats always eating and never seams to get full
boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"
by BaBeLocs July 23, 2008
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Jenny let me eat her torta last night.
by bigRich January 12, 2005
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