1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch

2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo

3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him")

4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.
4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life
by hornplayer1 July 28, 2010
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a very sexy thang that is the hottest thing alive. :)
Looks sorta tanned and make u wanna lick him till he turns white.

Hes cute and nice, talks like a bunny, but damm he so sexy.
Hes happy like every day and the best person you have ever met.
ALSO VERY ABLICIOUS.
MAN 1: "oh DAANG DAAANG u see that hot guy ther"

MAN 2: "O ya.. hes just too hot man, a JOEY"

girl 1: "omg a bunch of pure bliss, goodness, shininess, and a hint of mexican all right there BABAY."

Man 1 and 2: "Yeh MAN!"
by getitupBABY December 8, 2010
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A baby kangaroo.

A sandwich.

An adorable guy i just met and hardly know.
Joeys can be found sleeping soundly in their mothers' pouch.

One part smile, 2 parts happiness.

Girl 1: Dude, i totally met this Joey the other day.
Girl 2: Yea! That adorable, intriguing guy.
by feirinnheit April 1, 2009
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A guy with a huge dick, usually out going and cool! Joey's are usually hillarious, and very good in bed. and wanted by all women and always dates very hot girls older then him!
all joeys
by kfjsklfhslkhslfhsfhsjfhsjf April 30, 2009
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A person or thing that is quite intelligent but is a complete smartass most of the time. Enjoys making fun of tools and can be a douchebag to people who are completely ignorant and stupid. Joey's are usually fun to talk to and can have vital information available about a vast amount of things. If you meet one, do not act retarded or you will lose self esteem.
Tonio: Wow your a hipocrate

Joey: Hyporcrite*
by NotTonio September 18, 2010
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A freakin bad wrestler that sucks but and is an ass
Joey ur bad lol mike is better than u
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A lying cheater who has never been faithful to anyone.
I wish he wasn't such a Joey.
by Eloteman January 7, 2018
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