A gorgeous asshole that makes a girls feel like an angel and then stabs ice picks through their chest and kills their souls. Very hot and pretty and perfect and fjgnwjnlnsk. They are great boyfriends and aren't the brightest crayons in the box at times. The also have a strange obsession with death and hell and piles of dead babies. Good friends and awkward around exes. Die bitch.
by ILBVB4L January 6, 2013
The most amazing and outstanding man you will ever meet. Darwin will always be there for you even if he gets annoying. He’s such a good wholesome bean and if you ever fuck with him his girlfriend will fuck you up. He is loyal to one girl and one girl only. If he ever hurts you he would never stop apologizing. He has really good humor and he can make you laugh even when your balling your eyes out. If you ever meet a Darwin, never let him go. He will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
(Girl 1;) OMG IS THAT DARWIN?!?!
(Girl 2;) AHHHH IT IS LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL MAN- I WANNA JUST FUCK HIM DISJENSKSKSBSBDIXN *faints*
(Girl 2;) AHHHH IT IS LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL MAN- I WANNA JUST FUCK HIM DISJENSKSKSBSBDIXN *faints*
by Typewriter__ February 12, 2019
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by class,sassandafineass October 20, 2012
A black male who enjoys food. Like REALLY enjoys food. Shits way too much because he has diarrhea. Due to this disorder he clogs the toilet way too much which leads to angry housekeeping at Neptune 157. His hair looks like the curly pasta noodles and you can tell he does not ever run. He loves his cookies and tacos. Leads his own church choir every Sunday. Denies that he has any relationship to the cookie monster. He loves the movie Frozen as he loves fairy princesses.
by fartman124 October 5, 2018
Darwinsm is a religion. Darwinists believe that everyone has 9 lives like a cat. Charles Darwin is the religious leader but he is not a god. Because he only lost one of his 9 lives, he is not dead, but living under water. The holy food of Darwinsm is butter. Darwinists eat at least 2 oz. of butter per meal and eat 5 meals per day. Eating butter is their way to connect to Charles Darwin. They also go to Costco at least once a week and they go to every sample twice. The biggest holiday is on the 4th of July and all Darwinists compete in the hot dog eating contest. Followers of Darwinsm also must go to a fancy pie restaurant on this holiday and when a waiter/waitress asks them if they would care for a slice of pie, they yell their motto, "WE DONT TAKE JUST ONE SLICE OF PIE, WE TAKE THE WHOOLLEEE THING!" Darwinists are fat merlin atheist cats.
by savso78 April 22, 2011
by King Masterlord October 18, 2009