just fucking kidding dude

0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the WORST football team in history, the WORST record in history, and the ONLY team to lose 16 consecutive games

Def. numbers correlate with ex. subset numbers! (So, try to read one def. at a time then read it's respective subset example.)
1. One whom refuses any physical movement unless it involves pleasuring one's self.
2. Avoidance of esp. physical, mental and/or spiritual pursuits in pursuit of videogame dominance, personal upliftment and other narcissistic, masturbatory manners.
3. Living a pathetic existence with passive-aggressive tendencies; thereby, creating a monster of inner rage most likely manifested because of a lack of ability to attain pie steaks due to excessively low amounts of money-in-hand daily unless given a maximum of five dollars from parents; therefore, performing non-masturbatory chores.
4. One whom steals, over utilizes, then obliterates the catch phrases and quips of other genius' such as Dan Beers. One whom also steals Burger King gift cards from close companions (i.e. Dan Beers) that have spent great time and extensive money on his personal happiness i.e. pie steaks, beer, gas money, food, and other self-indulgences all of which the actual, original "ROGER(S)" greatly enjoys.
5. One whom continuously attempts to get laid and yields fruitless time after time; hence, stalks and preys on women under the age of legality in Cochabamba, Columbia (13 yrs.).
*6.* One whom has a vindictive lack of appreciation and respect for those who...

1. the most hated person in Modesto, California

Rock Opera Concept Album released May 23,1969 by The Who.The album that made The Who famous as it was the first Rock Opera composed and tells the story of a dumb,death and blind boy who is betrayed,abused and wonders what his purpose is then rises up as a spiritual leader and finds his place in the world.Some pinball is mentioned in the album.

Second Rock Opera album composed by The Who released October 19,1973.It is the story about a multi-personality mod named Jimmy.

1. The only president who has a lower approval rating than Nixon
2. The only president who barely escaped an assasination attempt by a pretzel
3. The president who couldn't stop reading his children's book during 9/11. (Probably because of the suspenseful plot line)
4. The president who gave up the chase on osama bin laden and decided to invade Iraq instead.
5. The president who declared the Iraq war as completed....over 4 years ago.
6. The president who has created more chaos by going into Iraq rather than staying out.
7. The president who can not and will not get us out of Iraq for some reason. (Oil, war profiters, or busy reading another children's book)
8. The president who will not go into Africa or Tibet, despite the desperate pleas of it's citizens and the UN. (Cuz there's no oil)
9. The president who rigged 1 or both elections.
10. The president whose administration condemned Russia for invading Georgia, overthrowing it's government, starting a war, and keeping it's military there despite other countries opposing this descision. (Sounds familiar...try replacing condemned with praised, Russia with America, and Georgia with Iraq.)
11. The president who constantly makes America look like a joke by mispronouncing easy words and not listening to other countries.
12. The president who insisted there were 'nucyaler' and biological weapons of mass desturction in Iraq. There wasn't. (He probably meant oil)
13. The president who let our economy fall and the ...