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The worst music artist who ever lived. He made up his entire life story about being a gangsta. He is just a stage gangsta. He goes to the studio in normal clothes, then changes into some gangsta-looking clothes and a bulletproof vest and stands in front of a green screen with a fake gun in his hand. He was not shot 9 times, let alone shot at all with a real gun. The medical records show that he was shot 3 times with a paintball gun. Some middle-school kids were just fooling around, and Fiddy happened to get badly injured. 50 Cent is the fakest anyone can get. Hes just a normal black guy from New York who happened to catch the attention of Dr. Dre who was extremley drunk and faded at that time. The only reason 50 cent sold records is because of the rep Dr. Dre and Eminem created for him. 50 cent is fake and his music is just straight up garbage. The Game is so much better than 50, its like Kobe Bryant vs. an average high school basketball player. 50 is also a big snitch, and he's the reason certain people are behind bars. He is the most dissed artist in the history of music. He holds the record for diss tracks aimed at him. 50 cent is also the leader of a boy band known as G-Unit (aka Gay Unit), who are almost as fake as him. 50 cent neve held a real gun in his life, and he is dead scared of The Game and his Black Wall Street. 50 cent is currently working on his third album, which will have a song featuring Justin Timberlake. Clearly, 50 is the fakest. 50 cent's only fans are urban white kids on the East Coast.
White Kid: Yeah yeah, check out my gangsta clothes.
Jamal: Man, don't be a 50 cent, u fake as a mufucka.
White Kid: Don't make me pop u mayn (pulls out a water gun).
Jamal: Pwahahaha...nigga plz (pulls out a glock 45 and caps the white kid)
White Kid: (lying on the ground) I got Gamed.
by LeStephon March 16, 2007
 
1.
the latest throway hip poper who has been exploted by greed and power rather than talent and originality
50 Cent is going to cry when he realises he can't pay back his multi million dollar advance.
by realist April 23, 2003
 
2.
Its just two quarters
ey, lemme borrow 50 cent
you mean 50 cents dumbass
by ChinesePowah August 12, 2005
 
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A stupid rapper. If you buy anything related to 50 Cent, you are sucking corporate dick. He sucks ass, and those who hate him are cleary educated
and of sound mind.
(50 Cent doing a rap)

someone in audinece: you suck!
rest of audience: YEAH!
(riots, destruction, 50 Cent is sued and sentenced to death.)

The fantasy I hope comes true!
by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005
 
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A terrible mainstream rapper. Uses the same lyrics in every song, especially a combo of berretta/ chetta and good/hood.
Furthers mainstream rap on its shitty path with his most recent song "Candy Shop", which is nothing short of atrocious.
"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll let ya lick the lolly pop..."

Wow, Mainstream rap has hit an all-time low.
by Justin March 05, 2005
 
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1) (noun) A rap star whose body is fit, though looking at his face (especially during that little half smile thing) gives you the impression that he may suffer from mental retardation.

2) (verb) To be thought very cool when first discovered only to reveal how sadly untalented you really are after about a month.
1) 50 Cent and Ja Rule have a lot of differences, but if they could both just stop and realize that neither of them are talented, the radio would be a much less annoying place.

2) Dude, this girl wants to come over tonight, and she thinks I'm cool. Do not 50 Cent this up for me, please.
by Paul March 18, 2005
 
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the worst music artist ever

he got famous for being shot 9 times. that is what mede him so famous. the thing about being shot nine times is bullshit. hes not street at all
50 cent is a bullshit fake "gangsta"
by WHITE MIKE March 21, 2005
 
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Bad rapper, great businessman.

made up the 50/game beef to fuel his album sales

sold 1.1 in 4 days.
"I've got a sick vendetta, to get this chedda" - 50 Cent in How We Do. He even admits that the beef was fake.

anyone who bought the Massacre, you got PLAYED by 50
by EazY-E March 27, 2005