4x4
Vehicle owned by gullible and stupid people in the mistaken belief that one day supermarkets will only be built with mountainous unmettalled car parks with heards of wilderbeast roaming across them. The ownership of 4x4's is inversely proprotional to the roughness of terrain, the incidence of proper mettalled roads, and the amount of urbanisation - i.e the flatter the county and the better the roads and the less countryside, the more 4x4's there will be (see Surrey). 99.9% of a 4x4's life is taken up with only four activities;

1. Driving to the supermarket / shops / retail park;

2. Driving to and from a School to pick up / drop off 4x4's owner's offspring;

3. Parked in a Railway Station car park (see Oxted railway station);

4. Putting dents in other people's car doors (see 1 and 3 above).

Even though a 4x4 is supposed to give the impression of a tough, rugged all purpose, all terrain vehicle, owners will often adorn them with additional fittings such as bull-bars to ensure that any school children bounce off them without scratching the paintwork and humourous spare wheel covers with animals humping each other to ensure the spare wheel stays nice and clean.

Modern 4x4s are decended from Landrovers used by farming folk who needed a vehicle that could traverse rough ground in all weather, but the modern counterparts are not likely to be found in anything as dirty and gritty as agricultural work, as most 4x4 owners work in offices and used by their spouses during the day.

All car manufacturers have now realised that their is no correlation to the amount of income and sense people have and hence all now offer expensive psuedo rugged vehicles and use highly trained salespeople who are able to keep a straight face when would-be buyers ask if child seats can be fitted and does it have a cup holder.

To see 4x4's at their best, it is usual to wait for the 1 day in 20 years when it snows heavily. Then the 4x4 owner can demonstrate the superb road holding capabilty of the vehicle as they return home after they've realised that the shops / schools / railways have all shut down because of the adverse weather.
Amos, better get the tractor and the tow rope, there's another one of those fancy 4x4s stuck on the farm track
by Mr Smoketomuch April 21, 2004

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The ultimate explanation of why hell would be crowded if it actually existed.
We know we are killing the planet by using a small car but lots of us still choose to drive a 4x4 which makes absolutely sure of f*&king it. It's like punching a granny once you have already robbed her. What nasty selfish bastards we truly are.
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A small but large penis. What the penis lacks in length, makes up for in girth. A penis that is 4 inches long and 4 inches wide. It should be able to satisfy most women.
Oh my gosh Monique, the guy I slept with last night had a 4X4 in his pants!
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A competition in which teams of four jointly try to finish an 1/8 of marijuana, a 30 pack of beer, a large pizza, and then put together a 250 piece puzzle.
Hey brah do you want to get fucked up tonight and challenge out friends to a 4x4?
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Someone who has lots of drive to get something done. Equivalent to a human SUV.
He's on his third film project this year. That guy is 4 x 4.
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four meters by four minutes
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jargon; a vehicle capable of four point propulsion by means of front and rear axle differentials. Power from the engine and transmission is directed fore and aft via a transfer case into differentials which turn the tires. Vehicles generally capable of traveling with little or no problem on most types of terrain. See also word Jeep
My 4x4 is built for rockcrawling.
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