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1. AFT
Acronym for anal fist train
Great! The gang's all here! Time for a good ol' sloppy AFT!
2. AFT
Derived from an intoxicated persons abbreviation for "All f'd up!" To exclamate an extreme condition or act.
"Dang, I'm AFT!!"

or

"That is seriously AFT!!"
3. aft
A character who only exists on the internet. He lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. He is the most alpha of them all, in fact, Zeus himself would be quite jealous.
Yo man, I saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. I have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no homo). I hope I will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.
4. aft
about fucking time.

I coined this one after waiting a hour for Dataforce to be oped on #linux quakenet.
1:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:47 <Speccy> hm, he wont give up ;-)
1:48 >>>> Natio is now known as NatioA
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~...
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by nadir Apr 6, 2004 add a video
5. aft
n. a shortened version of "afternoon"

mostly used while IM-ing and too lazy to type out all nine letters of "afternoon"
"hey, wanna meet up tomorrow aft?"

"yea i saw cassie yesterday aft... it was fun ;)"
6. AFT
Acronym for "Away From TouchScreen".
Rhonda's Status Message: AFT
Alvin: Psh, yeah right! You're practically glued to your iTouch.
7. aft
The alternitive to "ass"
Kiss my aft!

Afthole!
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