2 by 4 

To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.

i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in

2 by 4 by seeingbunnies June 15, 2010

2 by 4 

The cornerstone piece of the unholy lego empire.

Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.

2 by 4 by Flick Montana August 31, 2006

2-by-2

Also known as a 4-by-4 (or any multiple of 2). Describes someone with an abnormally large ass.

"She's got a 2-by-2 on her, don't she?"
"I gotsh me a 4-by-4"

2-by-2 by Cowboy Chick February 7, 2014

2 by 4 

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

2 by 4 by MMjr April 21, 2008

2 by 4 pretty 

a term used to describe a very ugly person usually a female. implying that they look as if hit way hard in the face with a 2x4

"man I had ta bounce out early, that chick was 2 by 4 pretty"

2 by 4 pretty by DeMonToyZ June 4, 2014

2 by 4 

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

2 by 4 by Ben March 24, 2005

2 by 4 

Nickname for people with their eyes really far apart. You can put a 2 by 4 between their eyes and they can still see.

Hey! Check out 2 by 4 over there!

2 by 4 by MeanGuy May 15, 2006