119th base

when you have sex while eating ice cream

Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?

Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite

119th base by ihacklover April 25, 2010

11th Base 

Having Sex in the 11th dimension.

Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.

As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.

Then you Die.

...In other words, a fun time. =D

I went to 11th base with Jenn last night.

ןoן ¿¡ʎɐs noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝpnp ʞɔnɟ!!!!?!!

...What?

11th Base by Intoxicable April 23, 2011

114th base

After receiving a prophecy from the oracle of Saint Höl, you must embark on lengthy quest to find the BFG’s left testicle. After retrieving the testicle, you must climb into the BFG’s urethra to return it to its home. After the return, you need to tickle the BFG from the inside to make him cream, pushing you out of his urethra. Afterwards you will be enlightened, spreading the gospel of the big friendly giant.

“What’s three plus four?”
“114th base”

“What”

Example 2:
“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”
“Pretty much anything, but 114th base sounds like a stretch”

114th base by Saint Höl November 29, 2022

169th Base 

To have sexual intercourse with a monkey (any type of monkey) while having Cheese inserted into your arse.

Guy 1 : Hey, i got to 169th base last night.

Guy 2 : Remember the cheese?

Guy 3 : Hell yeah, i used Bree.

169th Base by IcyDeigh March 25, 2010

19th base

having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

only 2 people are known to have achieved this. ron jeremy and chuck norris

ron jeremy: i got to 19th base with that sexy tree down the road

chuck norris: *ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

19th base by andrew osullivan September 11, 2006

112th base 

When you stick 112 oranges up your ass and shit out orange juice.

Guy 1: "I reached 112th base last night."
Guy 2: "Why are you still talking to me?"

112th base by Skewber April 22, 2017

11th base 

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.

After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.

11th base by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019