Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.
Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"
WARNING: your partner may die
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friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.