Top Definition
Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.

Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"

WARNING: your partner may die
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friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!
by o dubb February 21, 2015

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