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Bond of the 21st century, according to a completely non-gay Daniel Craig loves willy. No longer is it safe to watch TV without a cast of bum diggers suddenly becoming the centre of attention. Doctor Who has become Doctor 'Up the Poo'. Torchwood is 'were there any straight people in this week?'
Well Double 0 Gay is now suffering. Gaymes Bond or James Bummed is the spy hero of the new century. 00Gay's films may include...
Man With the Golden Knob The Living Gaylights Gold Wanger Dr No(b) Homos Are Forever The Cock Is Not Enough Never Say Gay Moonie Raper For Your Balls Only Liscence to Bum You Only Fuck Men Twice 'Q' would supply weapon-like dildos and his name would actually be short for 'Queer'. 'M' would still be Judy Dench but 'M' would stand for she was a 'Man' |
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