Only the greatest show venue on the East Coast!! Mostly known for its ska shows Cafe Metropolis is a very small narrow venue that fits about 300, 400 tops!! All the cool rude boys/ girls go to the Metro!! Its in a back ass alley way in Wilkes-Barre but still is pretty freakin sweet!!! The stage also feels like a trampoline!!
Bob : Yo did you hear Big D and the Kids Table is coming back to Cafe Metropolis!!
Zidane : Heckz yeah who they playing with?
Bob: Bob and the Sagets and Slightly Askew!!
to take someone to When a man releases he semen onto a girls facial area. "Jazz" coming from "jizz" and "cafe" coming from "eat," the new combination is "Jazz Cafe." Made popular by the Covino and Rich Show on Maxim Radio on Sirius Satellite Radio.
"She's HOT! U should take her to the Jazz Cafe." OR "Yeah she gave me dome and I took her to the Jazz Cafe."
When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.
Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.
|4.||makeupalley cafe' board|
A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.
"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"
|5.||The Ace Cafe|
1. Roadside Cafe off the North Circular, London
2. Most Famous haunt of the Great Rocker,Greasers, Ton-Up boys in 60s England
3. Fantastic Place
4. Heaven for Those whos gods are Barry Sheene, Mike "the Bike" hailwood etc, and anyone who loves bikes and the smell of Castrol R spillin from a Hundred Trummies, Bezzers etc
Rocker at The Ace Cafe: Hey how bouts we meet up ere saturday in the mornin' n ride down to Brighton
Rocker 2: Yeh give the bikes a blast take the birds for a good time, knock some Mods of their poxy hair dryers
A Japanese Visual Kei rock band formed in 2003, all from the Kanto region of Japan. Sometimes known as Antic Cafe, Antique Cafe, or An Cafe. They consist of 4 members: Teriku (Drums/Leader of the Band), Miku (vocals), Bou (Guitar), and Kanon (Bass). They are all very different but form one kick-ass group. Their videos are always very unique and incorporate bright colours into them. They are spectacular live and little jrocker female fans go wild when they kiss each other. Some have been arguing on whether they are an Oshare Kei, or Visual Kei band. I personally think they're Oshare Kei, but does it honestly matter? Their music is catchy and easy to dance to. Listen to their songs and you'll fall in love.
Miku - the pretty lead singer
Bou - the cute girly boy (Once said if he was reborn, he'd rather be a female)
Kanon - Hot hot hot/mysterious/quiet
Teriku - Kick-ass drummer/talks way too much in interviews
omg an cafe! This concert is so freakin aweso...HOLY CRAP DID THEY JUST KISS?? AHHHHHHH!! -girly scream-
|7.||Trendy Cafe Man|
The stereotypical Trendy cafe man will often be seen at cafes sitting outdoors in full sunlight. His atire includes a tight shortsleeve black shirt, Long black jeans and usually metal frame sunglasses. The trendy cafe man is always bald and often works out at the gym.
1.Out of the car window I spotted a trendy cafe man, sipping latte and laughing.
2.Today there were two trendy cafe men at the coffee shop, this made for an awkward moment between them.