Random 

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

Random by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Random 

The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.

Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."

Random by Pip January 30, 2005

random 

The most over used and misunderstood word in the english language. Commonly used by english teens, often buying into the fast growing subculture of emo. 1)Supposedly meaning spontaneous and off the wall by ignorant people. 2) how a large proportion of the myspace community describe themselves. 3) A way for morons to pretend they are capable of original though when actually every aspect of their lives is planned out meticulously with out fail.

Person A: and we said " mouse pad cups"
Person B: How totally random of you
Person C: quiet you mundane little twat, stop abusing that word. you have no concept of random that words to big for you. your misuse offends me. I ought to brick you

random by Cryptkeeper 5 July 25, 2006

random 

For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.

Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*

random by Tempestua April 2, 2005

random 

An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking random is funny.

Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol! =]

Me: No, you're really stupid.

random by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008

random 

Something pathetic annoying chavs/posers saying to make themselves sound cool

Normal Person: Hi everyone. How are ya?

Strange Person: OMG RANDOM!!!!11111

random by Lottay May 6, 2005

Random 

The latest word used by stupid teens who think they are so unique and unpredictable. They even use it when they talk. "Hey, look at that random building" What the hell makes that building so 'random'? Apparently is really funny too. Saying the word "cheese" out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation doesn't just ruin the moment, it makes you look even more pathetic.

Person 1: "Hey, you know what?!"
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "I like cheese!!!!!"
Person 2: "That was like so random!"

Random by stupidteens January 2, 2010