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The Ol' Rusty-Roo

The Ol' Rusty-Roo is performed in the most desperate times. The art Ol' Rusty-Roo dates back from eons and eons ago. The following are the steps you must take to perform the Ol' Rusty-Roo:
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.

5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.
Brenda! It's STEP-SISTER! Now give me the Ol' Rusty-Roo!
The Ol' Rusty-Roo by FawkesDaMan November 10, 2017

Rusty Rooster 

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.
Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar 

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

rusty rooster 

When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"
rusty rooster by The_Hat February 17, 2008

Rusty Rooster 

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
Rusty Rooster by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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