'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.

Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."

'ring flu by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

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Ring Flutter

Also known as 'Taco Bell Come Down'..

When diarrhea crosses the line from liquid to minor solids, causing the sphincter to repeatedly open and close whole vacating ones bowls.

'That crunchwrap supreme was tasty as anything but the ring flutter I've had for the last 48h was anything BUT supreme!'

Ring Flutter by ChucklingPilot April 20, 2021

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Ring Flutter

A fluttering of the anus, either in the form of flatulence or of a post Taco Bell experience.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and still has ring flutter today, so he has called in sick.

Ring Flutter by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

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Ring Flutter

The repercussions of Taco Bell.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.

Ring Flutter by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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