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screed is like a pebble water mix that covers the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a buring effect to the anus
after a really wet shit you could say that you have screeded the bowl
screed by madman45 January 5, 2011
Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.
"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."
Screed by Sain8075 October 25, 2011

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.
Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.
Screed my porch by naelreh September 26, 2010

Hatshit/Screed 

A total fucking moron who thinks he's "gangsta," and goth. No one likes him, and he ought to get hit by a truck.
Hatshit/Screed by Dman March 24, 2005

up on the screen 

Where mental images one puts while masterbating
Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

short screen 

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.
The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.
short screen by BWM January 23, 2008