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A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with Bush bashing, Clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.
"Ann Coulter's columns are the epitome of screed."
by Bob Fliegel January 18, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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screed is like a pebble water mix that covers the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a buring effect to the anus
after a really wet shit you could say that you have screeded the bowl
by madman45 January 05, 2011
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Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

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Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.
"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

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"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."
by Sain8075 October 25, 2011
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