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Frog March

the particular kind of filthy slutty swagger used by french prostitutes, in which the ass is perked upwards invitingly whilst simultainiously rotated in a clockwise quasi-elipitical motion
"that fucking slut melissa can frog march like a cheap parisian whore despite her obvious man ass handicap"
Frog March by metro anthony November 13, 2005

Frog-Marched 

Carl Rove in leg irons with a tie wrap firmly cinched around his nads ... squeeling: "Rivet" ... "Rivet" ... while the FBI slaps his ass with a 2 by 4 forcing him to jump 2 feet vertically and 1 inch forward.
"At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words".
Frog-Marched by Who's To Plame? October 9, 2003

frogmarch 

To forcibly make a handcuffed person walk against their will.
The police officers began to frogmarch the suspected kiddie porn kingpin to an awiting squad car.
frogmarch by JonathanChance October 13, 2003

Frogmarch 

1. What francophobes call Le Grande-armee.
2. What France hasn't done in a while.
3. Something that hasn't happened in a very long time.
Napoleon's Frogmarch soundly defeated armies from Russia and Austria at the Battle of Austerlitz.

Germany has invaded France again, they've taken Chirac prisoner, and are currently busy rebuilding the Bastille and melting down the Eiffel Tower for ammo! Looks like time for a Frogmarch!

Our Government's being honest to the people?! That's a Frogmarch!

FOOTNOTE: This is a joke; I don not hate or scorn the French (though I can understand why some people do), and I do not call the French "Frogs" in everyday life. If you care to read my honest view on France and its people, go to (French).
Frogmarch by El_Haggis September 12, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026