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The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).
I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!
spading by King August 18, 2003
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Shagging a chick. Think of your dick as the spade and her as the earth.
Sorry I'm late I was spading the wife.
spading by AussieSpader December 13, 2009
Similar to Spooning, the acto of fitting together with a spade for self pleasure.
Aaron decided to do some spading before digging up his garden.
using the penis to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.
After she blew me I spaded her ass... Nothing like spading those dirty ho's
spading by spademaster July 10, 2009
(verb)To forcibly remove someone's geitalia/reproductive capabilities by way of a sharpened gardening spade.

Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)
Spader, Get that spade away from me, keep it away, NOOOOO!

P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.
spading by vrmlbasic March 27, 2004

David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.
When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.
David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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