kak

Rubbish, shit, crap or just plain useless

"you are kak at driving"

"Thats just total kak!"

"That film/game/car is kak"

by Meoff April 14, 2006

kak

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

by Mike May 02, 2003

kak

Youre all talkin Kak. It comes directly from the Afrikaanse (South African) word KAK which means SHIT

Gaan kak!! (Go shit!!) Jy praat kak (Your talking shit)

by PooMan UK September 04, 2006

kak

slang term for shit

i will kak on your head..
i kakked on his desk..
i put it up her kak hole..or chutney pipe

by wayno May 24, 2004

kak

pronounced 'kuk'. lierally 'shit' in afrikaans. can be used in this context or as an extreme version of something.

dude, your kak smells bad.(bad thing)
or
dude, that chick is kak pretty.(good thing)
or
go kak, man. you're so full of kak.

by goddessrae September 24, 2008

kak

means basically a load of shit.

you seing that new film blad ?

''nah mate that looks fucking kak bruv init.

your mums kak in bed blad.

by x FuSii0nZ x April 16, 2009

kak

poo or something that comes out of the bumbum. can be added to other ramdom shite to make it a better word.

go kak on a monkey, you kakalicious kak monger! i bet you can't even do a kak flip!

by bridgeman May 24, 2003