STD

a cruel trick god plays

Damn you, Jebus!

by bosstone August 12, 2003

STDs

'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!

James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.

by Hate Me To Be Me =] March 06, 2010

STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

by Sslime October 17, 2004

STD

Student Tech Director

Yo! who do I give my crew head aplication to? oh, give it to the STD!

by just call me blond January 21, 2005

STD

to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time

friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!

by alyssalicious June 18, 2007

STD'S

Aka: HIV

A deadly virus/ disease aka: Aids , You get by having unsafe sexual intercourse with someone who already has that virus
aka: Sexual/Sexually Transmitted Disease

"Hey doc, theres something wrong...."

*Test Results*

"Sorry to tell you, but, you have STD's"

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 23, 2018

STD

A derisive modification of the VGF member Saria Dragon's abbreviated name. STD is used to make reference to Saria Dragon's abnormal sexual relation with the VGF member Tub-o-troopa. Use of STD became commonplace after Saria Dragon and Tub-o-troopa had cyber sex in the popular VGF forum game, The Person Above Me.

Saria Dragon, or SD, just cybered with Tub on VGF. She's more like STD now.

by Lemonjello Setzer January 01, 2005