Fort St John 

A crappy town

I live in Fort St John

Fort St John by Brittany2124 February 1, 2009

St. John the Baptist DHS 

Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.

"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."

St. John the Baptist DHS by coolio90000 September 12, 2009

st. john fisher college

St. John Fisher College is a small school with just over 2,500 undergraduate students located in the small village of Pittsford, NY. It's pretty simple, if you attend Fisher, your probably a douche bag. The guys who chose Fisher did so because of the 60/40 ratio of women to men. If you're a girl at Fisher you're probably either an athlete or in the nursing program. Fisher is known for its dining hall which leaves students with the feeling of having to shit their pants before even leaving the table. Overall, student's at Fisher spend their time doing one of three things

1. Dicking around in Cyber Cafe before a class
2. Sitting on the toilet to excrete the "Lackmann Laxatives"
3. Dorm drinking 7 days a week wishing academics weren't a thing

St. John Fisher is a beautiful place to be. With a safety and security squad looking to torment any student under 21 who touches alcohol to their lips and any student who's car is parked 6" outside of their designated lot, Fisher is a very safe, small, and loving community

#GoBills

St. John Fisher College has such a small campus that you can take a shit, grab a bite to eat, and make it to class all in under 10 minutes

st. john fisher college by BuffaloBills01 January 18, 2017

Fort St. John 

a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.

Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?

Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.

Fort St. John by bunnyhoney1972 March 9, 2011

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

Fort St. John 

An expanding city near the Peace River in northern British Columbia. There is a lot of money to be made here in this place of northern industry and growth. Winters are cold but the summer sunset and northern lights make it all worth it. This is a place of hope and optimism especially for those who come here by choice.

Fort St. John

Fort St. John by ET-33 July 13, 2011

Fort St John 

A cold place in nothern British Columbia not a really popular tourist place but that is ok, there are alot of nice people to meet everywhere you may go. and winter maybe be shit but summer is pretty nice, if you have lived there for a long time you will love it but first year living there will be hard :/ But at least theres a TIM HORTONS lol

everyone who talks smack about it i bet is either PMSing or have only lived in Fort St John for less than a year

Fort St John by lolipop0412 January 12, 2012