To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 13, 2013
To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 6, 2012
a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
by dicktoe February 25, 2016
A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 January 30, 2012
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"
"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"
"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"
by card declined at rehab smh October 14, 2020